The Queen Of England Was Spotted Driving Her 93-Year-Old Ass Around Town In A Range Rover

For the love of God someone take this lady’s license away before she drives through the front of an Arby’s. I don’t care if you’re Mario Andretti, if you’re ninety-three-years-old you shouldn’t be behind the wheel. I guess it’s better than that corpse Prince Philip…

…but still. What the hell is she doing? Maybe it’s a mid-life crisis. On average royals live to be about six-hundred-years-old.  That or maybe the Harry/Meghan news is effecting her wayyyyy more than we thought. Whatever it is, if you’re in England and you care about your life, stay off the roads. It’s only a matter of time before that bag of bones takes someone out. She even slowed down to mean mug the cameras.

I wanted to end this blog by photoshopping the queen’s face over 50 Cent’s, but I don’t know how so use your imagination. Would’ve been epic. Cheerio!