Brad Rutter Is An Eagles Fan Who Is A Hero And Can Kick Anybody's Ass
Alright so I have to admit that I'm not a Jeopardy guy. Everybody has been jerking off to this Jeopardy All Star Tournament or whatever is going on right now and I'm completely in the dark over here. The most Jeopardy I've ever watched is the SNL version with Burt Reynolds' oversized hat. It's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat.
But with that being said...I can't just sit here and allow Jerry Thornton to tell this absolute hero that he can fuck in the direction of off.
Old Balls - Super Bowl LII was two years ago. 41-33 is ancient history. The rest of us have moved on. It's time for them to move on as well. At this point it's just sad and pathetic to watch them live in the past like this.
You guys remember the other night during Ricky Gervais' opening monologue when he said that celebrities have no right to get up on stage and make any preachy political statements because they have absolutely no idea how the real world actually works? Well the same thing applies to Patriots fans. Because these privileged, spoiled sons of bitches have no fucking clue what it's like to be an actual NFL fan. They have been living in this make believe world since February 2002. In what world do you think that any Patriots fan has any right to tell another fanbase how to act? You're not an NFL fan. You're a fan of a team that has dismantled an entire division and practically destroyed a league for the better parts of 2 decades.
He's right. Super Bowl LII was two years ago. But guess what? The score was still 41-33 and the Eagles still won that game. Time heals all wounds and Brad Rutter is a psychopath who is here to re-open those wounds and pour some Yuengling and cheese wiz down them. Brad Rutter doesn't have to fuck off. He can fuck on. This man is a hero who has the brain the size of Rhode Island an a hog the size of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. And after he beats you down in a battle of wits and intelligence, he'll then continue to beat your ass in a bout of fisticuffs. Because we're from Philadelphia and we fight.
So while I have no idea if Brad Rutter is still in this Jeopardy tournament or not, I just hope he goes out swinging and leaves us all with a Go Birds. That James Holzhauer seems like he could use a little knock down.