Holy Shit, Jade Roper From 'The Bachelor' Just Won A Million Dollars Playing Daily Fantasy Football

What in the world! What in the hell! I’ll tell you what, you live long enough in this world and you really are bound to see it all. For instance, Jade Roper from Chris Soules’ season of The Bachelor (he killed a guy, people forget that but I don’t) just won *Dr Evil voice* ONE MILLION DOLLARS playing daily fantasy football. Jade eventually met Tanner Tolbert on Bachelor In Paradise, they got married and had a couple kiddos. They are one of the more likable couples to ever emerge from the Bachelor Universe so I am thrilled they just landed a financial windfall outta nowhere. And what a way to do it! Incredible stuff.

By the way, I’d love to make some insider fantasy football quips in this blog about rosters and what not but I don’t play fantasy football because I’m the guy who says he’s down to be in your league and then by Week 5 I forget that I ever showed interest in being involved at all. So yeah, I don’t have any such quips. Sorry.

PS- The Bachelor starts tomorrow. Get fucking pumped.