Ruh Roh! Woman Caught Using Dog Urine for Drug Screening, Surprisingly Gets Caught
PINEVILLE, Ky. (AP) — A Kentucky woman gave her probation officer a dog urine sample during a drug screening, police said.
Julie Miller, 40, of Arjay, was arrested Monday on a charge of tampering with physical evidence, the Pineville Police Department said in a release on its Facebook page. She also was charged with a parole violation and trafficking in a controlled substance.
Miller admitted she tried to use the dog urine as her own sample given to officers at the Bell County Probation and Parole Office during a regular probation visit, the statement said.
Miller pleaded guilty in Bell County Circuit Court in November to a charge of first-degree possession of a controlled substance.
Who would've guessed that urine testers could identify the animal from whence the pee came? Certainly not me. I'm not quite sure if that makes me some sort of big dummy but I just thought pee was pee. Regardless of the animal. I just thought it was all the same. Already learning new things in 2020.
In the FaceBook press release (see below), it was said that she had methamphetamine and suboxone in her system. Uhh, ya think? She used dog piss for her drug test.
Amateur sketch
The Pineville PD wrote a press release about the whole situation.
In all honesty, she should've doubled down on it. She should've said "officer I have no idea what you are talking about" when confronted about the dog urine. You can't just give up that easy that deep in the hole. You can't just go around collecting bags of dog piss to fold like a lawn chair in two seconds.
So she's under the gun for drugs AND tampering. It should be nothing but good times ahead for Julie Miller!
She should've just gone with the good ole fashion oil change.