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You Gotta Be An Absolute IDIOT To Get This Close To A Silverback Gorilla

What are you fucking idiots doing there? I’m serious, why? I get wanting to explore nature and see cool shit but did they really have to get THAT close to a silverback gorilla? Fuck no. We already know everything we need to know about silverback gorillas. there’s nothing left to learn so leave that dude alone. He’s just chilling doing some eating, he doesn’t need nosy humans invading his space and taking pictures of him. I swear people like that sneaky wanna get beat up and ragdolled by a silverback gorilla. They think it would be awesome and #cool to get their limbs snapped off like twig. Like it makes them a world traveler or something. Fuck you. Go inside.

For real though, those people are VERY lucky that silverback gorilla didn’t do silverback gorilla things and kill all of them. He EASILY could’ve too. He could’ve flipped his silverback gorilla switch and broken everyone’s neck in under 20 seconds. I kinda wish he had just so people would remember how devastating they are and future silverback gorillas can get some peace and quiet.