Anderson Cooper And Andy Cohen Got A Little Tipsy On CNN And Started Talking About The Biggest Cocks In Hollywood

Just a little cock talk between friends on national television in front of presumably millions of people. No joke I would for sure watch a reality show where it’s just Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen getting drunk and dishing gossip about people in Hollywood. First episode, Anderson and Andy talk about the biggest cocks in Hollywood. Boom, that’s a show. That’s a mega show. That would get a Nielsen rating of a billion (I have no idea how the Nielsen ratings work but a billion has to be a lot in Nielsen terms). Maybe it’s because I never really watch the coverage of the ball drop but it really just seems like the hosts rip as many shots as they want and get as drunk as they want. Not a bad gig and it’s not bad television. It’s actually a real shame we only get this type of drunken content from Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen once a year.

And that’ll wrap up my blogging in the 2010s.