Bob Nightengale Was Just Murdered Live On MLB Network

OH. MY. GOD. I mean there's no coming back from that. Bob Nightengale is now deceased. That was vicious. I thought it was just Carrabis, myself and some random people on Twitter who viewed Bob as a joke, but now we have people on Live TV laughing off any report this guy throws out there. Incredible. Bravo Ellen Adair. 

One of my favorite things in the world is when Bob Nightengale fucks up a report. It's nothing short of exhilarating. 9 out of every 10 reports are wrong in some way. Let's run through his best hits. 

Bob wrote a whole article that said the A's were optimistic Kyler was going to report to Spring Training. 

Three minutes later he chose the NFL. Three. 

He had Javy Baez getting traded to the Braves.

Encarnacion to the Rays

Vladdy Jr being called up early

Harper not going to the Phillies. Harper signs with Phillies hours later. 

Of his 240,000 followers I wonder how many follow along for the ride of the wrong reports. I know I do. I hope this isn't the end of Bobby Lightning. Small setback for a major comeback. Keep your head up