How Often Does Your NBA Team Blow A 26-Point Lead?

In some circles of basketball, "disappointing" is used to describe blowing a twenty fucking six point lead:

Alexa what's 57 minus 31? 

Now shuffling songs by Sum 41

I swear to fucking god I'm gonna smash that thing. 

The answer is twenty six... 57 minus 31 equals 26.

And in other circles of basketball, blowing a 26 point lead gets your ass kicked and probably a job lost but not here. Not in Chicago and not with our Bulls no matter how bad you hope, pray and wish. That asshole is staying which means you can expect a lot more of this: 

Imagine having a competent head-coach that salvages 50% of those meltdowns. Now we're talking 13-16 and improving with a young core and bright future. Maybe go on a little 2nd half run. Maybe spread an ounce of hope and inspiration. Or instead, maybe the head coach is such a wet bag that 2 of our cornerstone young guys are so overwhelmingly comfortable with how much we suck that they'd pull this off: 

And while we're on the subject of CP3 - this is notably worse to me because he literally killed the organization last night. I mean this is as dead as the Bulls have been in a solid 20 years and you can blame it on CP3 going absolutely bonkers in the 2nd half scoring 28 of his 30 points. And generally when an NBA legend goes off, there's nothing you can do about it. But then I remind you this Chicago Bulls team is coached by Jim Boylen and that means switching our bigs and letting them try to defend the greatest ball handler of all time on the perimeter. LOL:

How'd that turn out? 

Pretty fuckin shabby to be honest and with this means I have to ignore the fact that LaVine dropped 39 on 60% shooting. That Wendell is actually rebounding like a motherfucker and we almost won a game while still giving Archie almost a full quarter of play. But let's also not forget that Lauri will never take a step forward under Boylen and sooner or later someone needs to go and it sure blows that it will never be Jim.

On the bright side: it's a good thing I have no relationship with anyone even remotely involved with the Bulls because I'd sure hate to burn it to the fucking ground. You guys are all pathetic losers and everyone across this city hates your guts. From Jerry and Michael Reinsdorf to the guy running the shot clock. Every single one of you should be forced into exile. Somewhere between Rockford and the Quad Cities. 

Or at the very least maybe we just change the name of the organization to the Chicago Pussycats. Or really anything that won't make people think these are Michael Jordan's Bulls because they're not. They suck and I hate their guts. 

Good thing the Illini are a Final4 team. No further questions. Two Bird out.