A School Bus Had To Be Evacuated After Someone Decided To Go A Little Too Heavy On The Axe Body Spray
Florida - A middle school in Manatee County evacuated students from a bus after someone sprayed too much Axe body spray .
According to school officials, the bus carrying Buffalo Creek Middle School students had to remove students off the bus because of the strong odor.
A local EMS came to check out the students, but no one was transported to the hospital.
Ah yes. Puberty. What a glorious time in everybody's life. You start to grow hair in places you didn't have hair before. You stop spending your days playing manhunt with the neighborhood crew and instead you spend all your time trying to find ways to touch some butts and land some smooches. And oh yeah, you also start to stink a lot. And when you start to stink, there's no better friend to a middle school kid than a fresh can of Axe Body Spray.
Tsunami. Phoenix. Essence. All some of the most influential scents of adolescence. I dare you right now to take a sniff of Axe Phoenix and not feel like you got warped into a time machine that brought you right back to a 6th grade gym locker room. That was the scent of legends. But with great power comes great responsibility, and often times kids cannot handle the the power that Axe wields. Sometimes that power gets away from them and they rip through half a can like it's nothing. A spray here and a spray there gets the job done. But when you become a one-man environmental wrecking band and decide to bath your entire body in Axe? Well that's when you get poison control on the line.
I mean this poor kid just wanted to smell like a man. Gym was probably his last class of the day. He didn't want to be the smelly kid on the bus after he was busting his ass playing dodgeball for the past hour. Was he just going to take it easy in gym because the risk of reeking up the bus was too much for him to handle? Of course not. He was going to dominate gym class because he knew he had ol' reliable Axe Body Spray to count on. Or most likely, there was just a group of little bastards who thought it would be hilarious to sit in the back of the bus and just keep holding that trigger down on the can of Axe until it ran out. Don't act like you've never gone through a whole can before while holding a lighter up to the nozzle to make a mini flamethrower. Either way, this is just a great story to remind ourselves that we all had the same childhood and nobody's experiences are really that unique.