Does This Look The Face Of A Man Who Punched Someone In The Head For Taking Too Long In Line At Wal-Mart

(source)–Harvey and another customer then got into a verbal argument, which turned physical when Harvey punched the victim in the head. The victim was not seriously injured, police say.

Harvey then left the Walmart and went home, where police apprehended the 69-year-old and placed him under arrest. He was charged with battery.

It’s not everyday you read a headline that contains “Florida Man” and you fantasize about trading places with him. Usually it’s a meth head leading police on a high speed chase after he was scene fighting his pet alligator with a machete. That’s not my scene. Punching someone in the head for taking too long in line…sign me up. Being in line is one of those things that triggers me and sometimes people deserve to be punched in the head. Now, I am a giant pussy/law abiding citizen so I would never actually do it, but it must feel SO good to give the guy in front of you shit for arguing about the experiation date of coupons for funyuns and wonder bread with the clerk before realizing that they forgot one item and they’ll “be right back”. No, can not have that. THAT type of behavior should be a crime and our protagonist in the story wasn’t going to let it happen. Just clocks him in the head for all of us. He’s 69 years-old and its 715pm in Florida…passed his bedtime. He can’t wait another second. Punched him and headed home. Sweet release after waiting in line behind assholes not for a night, but for the last 50 years. Good for him.

PS: This sounds like a scene from Curb. Can’t wait. New season in January. Social assassin.