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Jameis Winston Torched My Colts And I Miss Andrew Luck - Bucs Beat Colts 38-35

Shoutout Steven Cheah. Shoutout Cheah Hive. You guys are winners and deserve it. Not everyone can lose 5 of the last 6 games after being 5-2. It takes a talented team to do that. 

Offense: 

Jacoby played terrible. In the first half, he had 5 completions, 2 of which were pretty much air strikes. Sure, he had 2 TD's and 0 INT'S, but the dude was throwing ducks and couldn't throw a dime to save his life! Marlon Mack (who had a TD) was barely used too! I love Frank Reich, but his play calls were too calm! We'll go shotgun and run the ball on 2nd & 9 and throw screens on 3rd & 15. If Jacoby has an arm like this, just SLING IT!

Defense: 

FUCKING SPRINT HAD BETTER COVERAGE THAN US! We let Jameis throw for over 450 yards, 3 INT's, and eat the dub!? I thought Tampa Bay was known for Gasparilla, not Torch City! Thank Ugly God we have Darius Leonard to keep us alive. An 82-yard pick 6, a batted pass that led to Malik Hooker getting a pick, and 9 tackles. If only he had 10 other players to play as hard as him, we wouldn't look as bad.

Special Teams:

Our new kicker Chase McLaughlin hit an extra point, a 50 yarder down the middle, and looked promising. My guy would then miss a 47-yarder and change the momentum of the game. Those 3 points could've been nice to lead to OT, but oh well. When you've been up 5 times at halftime this year, it's only right to miss a field goal here and there to add another game to the NFL record for most blown leads at halftime.

I miss Andrew Luck, I miss my dog, and I miss the 2000-2010 Colts era. We can't finish games all of a sudden. Next Monday night we play the Saints. Only 4 months until the NFL Draft. As Always, Go Horse.