Completely Normal Behavior: 62-Year Old British Granny Gets Her 38th(!!!) Tattoo Of New Tottenham Manager Jose Mourinho

If anything ever happens to Jose Mourinho, the new manager at Tottenham, I think we found prime suspect No. 1. Actually, I know we found prime suspect No. 1 here. No one in the right mind gets 38 tattoos of one person - even Bill Raftery. The limit is somewhere in the 20s. Once you cross that threshold you're a lunatic. 

Also, I think I sneaky love that she's 62 and doing this. European soccer fans are just different. It doesn't matter how old you are, you're going to be a goddamn crazy person. I mean look at some of these quotes. 

"I would love to meet Jose," she gushed.

"I would dress extremely smart, and I'd tell him how honoured I was to meet him, that I've followed him through good times and bad, and I have a lot of respect for what he's achieved."

"After all, it's always about Mourinho for me."

"Watching him manage and coach a team is very sexy. And I bet he smells nice to!o."

Get your security detail on the same page, Jose - this chick is more than ready to come for you. The tattoos are crazy, but for some reason the 'he smells nice too' sticks out as words you don't want to hear. When you're dreaming of what someone smells like you've crossed that line. 

Finally, can we talk about this new logo? Why the hell is it the San Antonio Spurs logo? I mean you're in England, I'm pretty sure 100 out of 100 people would be able to identify the Tottenham logo more than the San Antonio Spurs logo. Don't think you needed Spurs spelled out, but then again I have 0 tattoos of people on me (still looking to find a way to get Bill Raftery's man-to-man call tattooed on my body). 

Fuck it. As a Tottenham fan I love this though. Gotta do something to help turn this season around fast and maybe it's a 62-year old getting Jose tattooed on her.