Johnny Depp's Michael Jackson Musical Blames His Behavior On An Alien "Virgin Boy Blood" Glove

(THR) "Written by L.A. playwright and filmmaker Julien Nitzberg, For the Love of a Glove tells the story of what happens after a group of aliens shaped like bedazzled gloves crash-land in Jackson’s hometown of Gary, Indiana. “It turns out, [the glove] can give people magical musical talent if it drinks their blood and has part of their body inside of it,” Nitzberg, 54, tells Rambling Reporter. “But it can only feed on virgin boy blood.”

Naturally, one alien glove attaches itself to a young Michael Jackson, who eventually learns that he can’t feed all five alien gloves himself, so he starts bringing boys home."

To be clear, there is never going to be a time to make a production that lionizes Michael Jackson. However, if there is a worst time to try, it's right now. 'Leaving Neverland' dropped very recently this year, detailing the alleged abuse Michael Jackson inflicted on young boys. Like, read the room dude. Also, excusing behavior like Jackson's through this demented artistic expression is not only abhorrent on it's own, but adding puppets to the equation somehow makes it 200x worse. The guy who made this must have watched 'Like Mike' and thought "Ok, but what if the shoes made some sort of Faustian bargain where Calvin had to become a sexual predator. Oh and there is puppets too." Get fucked.  What's next? An interpretive dance on how an exorcist demon took over Subway Jared? An opera on how the Clintons used hypnosis on Epstein? Sound off in the comments.