We Have A New Contender For All-Time Face Tattoo

Source - This face tattoo should have been a heads up. Police in Indiana are searching for a man with the words “Crime Pays” inked on his forehead and wanted in connection to a high-speed pursuit.

Donald Murray, 38, allegedly led officers on a chase Friday night in Terre Haute after he was spotted driving without any vehicle lights, according to the TV show Live PD.

Police said Murray drove the car into a tree before fleeing the scene on foot. He left behind a passenger who told authorities that he didn’t know his name.

Murray faces felony charges of criminal recklessness and resisting law enforcement, news station WTWO reported.

“Crime Pays.” Simple, effective, and completely false. Unfortunately for Donald, no one told him that before he got the tattoo. He had to wait until after his mugshot to figure it out on his own. Oh, and incase you’re wondering, he’s guilty. One-thousand percent guilty of everything all the time. If there’s a crime being committed in the Indiana area, you can mark my words that Donald Murray did it. Even if he changes his ways, which he won’t, he’s still guilty based solely off of the tattoo on his forehead. Bless his heart.

You have to wonder where guys like Donald go wrong. Like how high did he have to be to get that tattooed across his face? How high was the guy who did the tattooing? It’s gotta be some next level dope. I’d really like to figure out what’s on his right jawline, but at this point it doesn’t matter. There’s no chance it compares to his forehead. Anyway, if you know where Donald is, the cops are looking for him. “Anyone with information about his whereabouts is asked to call police at 812-232-1311.” God bless.

PS: Three and a half hours until the Cyber Monday Telethon…