A Man Tried To Break Into A Home And Now He Looks Like Mr. Potato Head

NY Post - A man in Florida fought back against a home intruder and ended up injuring his face in the scuffle, a report said.

The man, identified as Barry Sands, was sleeping in his Miami home soon after 10 p.m. when he woke up and heard a woman screaming and asking for help, Fox News reported.

Sands opened the front door and was allegedly attacked by Mark Katsnelson, according to the report.

Sands fought back, pummeling Katsnelson a number of times with his fists, Fox reported.

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I’ll tell you what, that is the exact opposite of what you run through in your head when you plan on breaking into a house and stealing all their stuff. You know what I mean? Like, when you have a big event planned, you hop in the shower and play it all out in your brain how it’ll go. I do it when I am about to play a poker tournament, just running through all the variables and situations and what have you. And then the second I sit down at the table all of that planning goes right out the window. Well, same with this guy. You know he was walking through it in his head, “first I’m going to break the door down. And then if I see anyone inside, I’ll intimidate them and they’ll hand over their wallets and watches. Then I’ll ask where they keep their jewelry and they’ll lead me right to it. It’ll be great. You got this”.

And then….

Dude got WHOOPED. Fists right into his domeski. His nose changed zip codes. Mouth looking like it just had a stroke. Eyes all jacked up. Just a complete dismembering. Expectations vs Reality hasn’t been this lopsided since 500 Days of Summer