I'm Having Celebs Handle My Breakups For Me From Now On

Being broken up with sucks. In today's age, you might not even get a phone call. You might  get a text, you could get ghosted or you could see your GF on GDP.

By comparison, being broken up with by proxy is kiiiiiiinda sick. It stinks that Cheyenne doesn't want to stay with this guy anymore, but how nice is it of her to book lead singer of Sugar Ray, Mark McGrath, to give a nuanced and heartfelt breakup message for him to hold onto. By the way, it's NOT cheap.

This is the wave of the future. My next GF better watch out, cause I already know who is going to deliver her the bad news.