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This 3-Wood From Rory Out In Dubai Is Nothing Short Of Sexual

First things first, that was fucking absurd and I’d go as far as to call it sexual. How absurd was it? It was so absurd that afterwards Rory called it his shot of the year. Think about how good Rory has played in the last year and it was that shot he thought was his best. What a STRIKE. I fucking love Rory man. I really do and so should everyone else.

Second, we had an animated discussion on today’s Fore Play about whether or not Rory could be us while playing golf blindfolded. Riggs thinks he very much could beat us, Frankie thinks he very much couldn’t beat us and I fell somewhere in the middle. I think there would be an adjustment period for Rory, but after that, he’d dust us. Rory McIlroy has swung a club close to a billion times. Few people in the world have swung a golf club as many times as him. It’s all muscle memory so how much does he really need his eyes if a caddy is telling him the yardages? That’s the debate. I will say, that 3-wood in Dubai has me thinking Rors might break 85 with a blindfold on. He’s on fucking fire right now.

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