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Pray For This Poor Bastard

The scorebug popping up and showing the Leafs getting their dicks kicked in 6-1 makes me laugh every single time. This is why you always get as many pictures out of the way before the game even gets started. You’re filled with hope at that point. Smiling isn’t a problem then. The world hasn’t stepped on your neck like a twig at the bottom of a pile of leafs. They say it takes more muscles to frown than to smile, but this video is definitive proof of the opposite. My man had to will every fiber of his being into forcing his face to make that smirk and hold it there for 1.5 seconds. The second he saw that picture take gravity ripped his face back down to the depths of Hades. Poor fella.