The NFL Is Only Big Enough For One Starting Ginger Quarterback, And Carson Wentz Has Claimed The Ginger Throne
Tough break today for Andy Dalton to get benched on his birthday. Really just goes to show you that life is a cruel bitch. But honestly, that’s more on his parents for giving him a birthday that’s in the middle of football season. I mean it was only a matter of time before Dalton got benched so if his parents just had him in March or April? He wouldn’t have to worry about getting such a shitty gift.
But yes. The NFL is only big enough for one starting ginger quarterback and Andy Dalton’s time has come to an end. That perfectly quaffed, fluorescent orange hair will certainly be missed but this league belongs to Carson now. The Cincinnati Bengals knew this, Andy Dalton knew this, the whole world knew this. Andy Dalton was in the bottom tier of NFL quarterbacks and if Carson isn’t in the top, he’s at least in that 2nd tier and teetering on the upper echelon. And now that he has the Ginger Throne to himself? Well it’s only up from here. He now hold ultimate ginger power. Which should scare the ever living piss out of 31 other teams around the league.
Oh and by the way. I’ve seen some people out there saying that Ryan Finley is also a ginger but I don’t know if I agree with that. I mean he’s close for sure, and could definitely be considered a daywalker. But I think he’s more dirty blonde/strawberry blonde than anything. Not a true ginger. If he wasn’t wearing an orange uniform he would look even less ginger.
