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Six Star Recruit DeColdest ToEvaDoIt Crawford Commits To LSU

Back in August, I blogged about the first 6-star recruit to ever exist: De'Coldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford. 

In all honesty, I didn't know if he was any good. I saw he had an offer from Southern Miss, but outside of that? Who knows if the guy was truly De'Coldest ToEvaDoIt. 

Turns out the guy is very good at football. So much so that Coach O has signed the kid:

Congrats to DeColdest Crawford. He's staying home in Louisiana. Can't wait to hear the first clip of Coach O saying his name. Will be iconic. Not as iconic as when DeColdest wins a Heisman. The simulation will be complete when that happens. 

P.s. Yes, DeColdest's middle name is ToEvaDoIt. That has been confirmed by his mother.