The Parents Who Dressed Up Their Kid As Tommy Boy For Halloween Are Raising Him Correctly

That is hands down the best costume I’ve seen during the 2019 Halloween cycle. For the most part I despise when people say things like, “You win the internet for the day sir.” I don’t know what it is about that but it makes my skin crawl. You Won The Internet Today Sir twitter makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit, I’m not sure why but it just does, I can’t explain it. It’s right up there with when sports news outlets tweet out Respect  or Game Respect Game when two succesful athletes are shown shaking hands or hugging. Little stupid internet shit like that drives me irrationally crazy.

However, if I were to ever say something stupid like, “You win the internet for the day sir” (and I refuse to do so), I would say it about the parents who dressed their small child like Tommy Boy for Halloween. I’m not a parent so I don’t know anything about raising a child but I know for a fact that dressing up your kid as Chris Farley is the right move. The world must never forget Farley and the hilarious contributions he made to the world. Raise your kids right and expose them to classic movies such as Tommy Boy and Black Sheep and Almost Heroes. Teach’em young that Chris Farley was and is one of the greatest to ever do it.