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Introducing The Most Beautiful Car Hood The World Has Ever Seen Featuring Gardner Minshew And A Slain Tiger

When I first saw Dustin's tweet, I RT'd that shit as fast as I could. I didnt think he would ACTUALLY do it. I mean... this isnt some beater car. It's nice. It's new. And now it's fucking legendary. 

I mean, look at it. LOOK AT IT!

He's gonna be driving around Duval County with the biggest of big dick energy. He's gonna slide out of that bad boy at Safe Harbor Sea Food and order the blackened scallops and a round of table puppies (a basket of hush puppies) for whatever table he sits at. 

This car is now legendary. There's no other way to put it because anytime you can put Godner Minshew on a car hood, you gotta do it.