Greg Hardy Finally Booked A Fight Against Real Competition And He's Gonna Get His ASS Kicked

Just days after edging out a victory over this guy…

…that was later overturned to a NO CONTEST due to his mid-fight inhaler usage…

…all time scumbag Greg Hardy has finally accepted a fight against some real competition, stepping in on short notice for Junior dos Santos and agreeing to meet Alexander Volkov in Moscow, Russia on November 9th. That is a bad idea.

Generally, I’d applaud a fighter for agreeing to a fight where the odds are so preposterously stacked against them, but here, I won’t, because fuck Greg Hardy. I can’t wait to see him get his inhaler head ass knocked out by a big bad Russian in Russia. I’m legitimately stoked.

I do wonder how this came about, though, and why the UFC is letting it happen. Maybe Dana’s just pissed about Asthma-gate and offered him this matchup with a heavy urge to accept, or maybe Greg Hardy is just fed up with everyone pointing out that he’s been knocking out national nobodies handpicked for him to beat. Doesn’t really matter, but I am curious.

See y’all on November 9th for the Greg Hardy ass kicking party!