Rejoice: The Chicago Poo Vandal Has Finally Been Caught

ABC - A Bridgeport man with the alleged habit of smearing feces on parked cars in the South Side neighborhood has been charged. Hu, of Bridgeport, is charged with a felony count of criminal damage to property, nine counts of misdemeanor criminal defacement of property and a count of misdemeanor criminal damage to property, police said.Hu allegedly wore white gloves and carried a brown paper bag when he traveled through the neighborhood in the early morning hours, smearing excrement on people's property, according to police. Hu was released on his own recognizance and placed on electronic home monitoring, according to county records.

This is the kind of news the city needs after coming off a tough weekend. Local poo vandal Ke Hu's reign is finally over. The streets of Bridgeport, free at last. But how are we gonna go ahead and release this guy back into society right after he was slinging mud pies on windshields in broad daylight last week? Throw this guy in County and chew the key. The worst part is how nonchalantly he spreads poo across cars.

It's like he doesn't even think what he's dong is criminal. Just part of his morning routine. Probably still doesn't even realize what he did wrong. Only a matter of time before he starts revisiting old habits too. Get Poo Vandal off of home monitoring and into a cell before he starts flinging feces from his living room.

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