I LOVE This "Serial Stowe-away" Grandma Who Keeps Sneaking On Planes Without A Boarding Pass
(Source)–A judge on Sunday granted a personal recognizance bail for the so-called serial stowaway Marilyn Hartman on her latest alleged incident of trespassing at O’Hare International Airport but warned the 67-year-old that she will remain in custody until the judge overseeing her last felony allows her release.
The first incident happened Feb. 15, 2014, at San Francisco International Airport, and she has done it at least 20 times since at airports in Los Angeles, Chicago, Arizona and Minnesota.
If released, Hartman will be outfitted with an electronic monitor and remain barred from O’Hare and Midway airports, the judge ruled. She’s expected to appear before a judge Friday at the Skokie courthouse.
Some things are just timeless. Somethings you never grow out of. Doesn’t matter if you’re 7 or 67. In the words of LeTarian Milton…”it’s fun to do bad things”
That rush from doing bad things never goes away and Marilyn Hartman is living proof. Think about the rush you get from trying to sneak things by TSA. Maybe a hidden compartment of things that maybe perfectly legal in one state, but illegal in others, for example. Or hair product over 4 ounces. Either one. The nerves. The anxiety. It just builds and builds until your bag gets through the x-ray machine on the other side and you’re ELATED. Such a rush. Now imagine trying to sneak your entire self through TSA. “Boarding Pass and ID? How about fuck yourself?”–Marilyn Hartman. The most locked down public area across the world and Marilyn Hartman tries to breeze through like she’s the heroine in “Catch Me If You Can II”. That level of adrenaline has to be addicting. Maybe the most addicting feeling in the world. So addicting that Marilyn CAN NOT STOP
And look at that smirk in every mug shot. No remorse. Marilyn LOVES it. She’s already plotting and planning her next flight. She has done this TWENTY times in 5 years since first being caught in 2014. That is incredible. Flew to London. In and out of Arizona, LAX, Minnesota, SFO, and Chicago. That a lot of bottomless chips at Chilis and (stolen) magazines from Hudsons. I want to know how many times she has pulled this off without being caught. If you’re getting caught every time you’d think she would give up. I like to think that she flies every day. Looks up which flights are under sold and then just scoots by security 90% of the time. She’s gotta do with the ankle bracelet now. A new challenge for the woman officially banned from O’Hare and Midway. Can’t wait to see how this queen of the skies beats the system next.