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Zuckerberg Comes Right Out And Says It: He Wants People To Implant Devices In Their Brains That Can Read Their Minds

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Meets With Lawmakers On Capitol Hill

(Daily Mail)–Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg got candid with the company’s intention of creating wearables that can read people’s brains.

At an ongoing discussion series run by Facebook, Zuckerberg talked about the idea of technology that can translate brain signals into useful information for machines in two distinct arenas. 

‘The goal is to eventually make it so that you can think something and control something in virtual or augmented reality,’ said Zuckerberg, in a the discussion which also included Dr. Joe DeRisi and Dr. Steve Quake of the Chan Zuckerberg Biohub, a medical science research center funded by Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan.

Fucking Zuck, man. It’s not enough that this guy can read our private emails, our search history, sell our pictures, listen to conversations in our homes, and sell our information. Now he wants to have us wear a device that can read our thoughts too? Jesus Christ. Oh it’s just so you can control something virtually with your mind, he says. Totally just to make things easier on the user, he says. Nothing insidious at all about this device that can read your thoughts. It’s for your own good, says the guy with a sterling reputation on user privacy.

Make no mistake, this is a world domination play. You get enough people to start using a mind reader device. Maybe the Kardashians. Make it a status symbol. A generation will grow up with it. It’ll be normalized and that is when Zuckerberg flips the switch. That’s when the devices you control with your mind will start to control you. They know were you’re going, they know what you’re doing, what you’re saying, and now the only place with any sort of real privacy, your own fucking mind, is the final frontier for Zuckerberg and Bezos and the rest of the beedy-eyed billionaire cyborg motherfuckers. This is how the matrix starts. We’ll just live in a simulation and Zuckerberg rules the world.

Imagine all the sick thoughts that pop up in your head. Do it. You know what they are. Who they’re about. Fleeting things. Things you’d never act on. Now imagine that Zuckerberg has a record of all that. Not great. Can you get arrested for having thoughts? Can you get fired for sexual thoughts about the super hot co-worker who you’ve never spoken to, but you’ve done unthinkable things to in your head? We’ll find out. Should be a ground breaking case that goes whichever way Zuckerberg wants it to because the judges also have their minds controlled.