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Anyone Who Has a Problem With Yankees Fans Heckling Randy Dobnak With "Uber" Chants Needs To Wake The Fuck Up

HOLY SHIT! People are actually the WORST. There's no more fun left in 2019. If we have to defend chanting "Uber" as Yankee Stadium heckles the shit out of an opposing starting pitcher then I don't know what's up or down anymore. I mean give me a fucking break with the PC culture. We can't chant "Uber!?" Should we just sit in our seats with our hands folded and give him a golf clap for trying out there? They throw batteries at you in Philly. I don't even want to start with what they chant at you in CF in Boston. Go back to the old Yankee Stadium and hear the shit we chanted in the early 2000s. We chanted UBER at a guy because all the media did on Saturday was shove down this story about Randy Dobnak having a 4.99 rating as an Uber driver while being in the minors down our throats.

Dobnak was asked about the Yankee Stadium noise and how he'd handle it and he responded with, "The louder they are the more I love it." If he threw 7 innings of shutout baseball ALL we would have heard was the Yankees got blanked by an Uber driver. It would have been everywhere. Well what did the Yankees do to that man last night? Took him to the goddamn wood shed. It's October. We're not here for your nice storylines. We're here to end your season.

I'm going to heckle a guy who used to be an Uber driver 100 times out of 100 as he walks off the mound of Yankee Stadium and I'm not going to think twice about it. Wake up. That Sarah Spain tweet made me laugh out loud. I thought it had to be a troll job. Nope, and the replies are worse. I hate this world that we live in. Thank god the Yankees are so fucking good at baseball to distract me from it. Get the brooms out on Monday.