I Have An Axe And I Am Officially Addicting To Chopping Anything I Can

Spoiler Alert: I have an axe. Well, it’s always been around. You may remember PFT and others going ham on things back in the old office. Well, it’s found its way to my desk and I can’t get enough of pretending to be the lovechild of Paul Bunyon and Jeramiah Trotter. I asked Pete what’s acceptable to chop in the office. He said “No”. I asked him again. He said “No”. I said it wasn’t a yes or no question, he said “I don’t care”. So, help you, help me decide what I may destroy. The axe is possibly the favorite thing on my desk, which is saying something.

More fun below, and if Jerry Ferrara plays his cards right he may even make it into Smitty’s Army.