Police Hunting Down Two Suspects Who Aired Porn On A Digital Billboard On The Highway Outside of Detroit
Detroit Free Press - Auburn Hills police are looking for the two men who played a pornographic video on an electronic billboard at the I-75 and M-59 interchange Saturday night. Auburn Hills Police Department started receiving calls about the graphic images at about 11 p.m., sent officers to the scene and contacted the billboard operator, Canadian-based Triple Properties, to shut down the screen. Police still searching for 2 suspects. In an update Monday evening, the department shared a security video of the two suspects, who appear to be young white men with faces partially obscured by glasses and hoodies.
Look do I think its safe to have two chicks sucking dick off of I-75 near M59? No, no I do not. You put a distraction like that on the road and you’re asking for a 50 car pile up with blood and cum running through the streets. But notice the word I just used in that sentence? “Distraction.” If theres ever a place that needs porn being blasted out to the general public on a 14 x 48 screen, its the Detroit Metro Area. You aint got clean water. You aint got jobs. And the only thing higher than the unemployment rate is the poverty rate. But check your lease, man! Because you’re living in FUCK CITY! We got 672 square feet of porn running through the night as you drive to the factory to work the graveyard shift! You were contemplating suicide rather than hit the assembly line to press some bumpers for the floundering automotive industry, but that glimpse of porn gave you a chuckle and a half chub and now life is worth living. We’re bolstering the work force with this billboard porn!
If you’re a trucker barreling down I-75, high on amphetamines, lookin for a little pick me up…just look to the sky as you pass M59! Two chicks, One dick, floating in the night sky! Looks like its time for you to pull over, fella. Find you a good old De-Troit hooker at a rest stop and get those rocks off! Stimulate that economy!
As far as I can tell, this porn will do nothing but improve city morale and motivate the great citizens of Detroit. The two suspects are probably like the Mayor and the Governor. They were there when it was gloryhole days and they were there when it wasnt. They want some gloryhole. You run billboard porn 24/7 around that city and Detroit will return to its gloryhole days in no time.