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Matthew Slater Just Picked Up His First Career TD

This feels impossible but it fills me with immense joy. Nobody, and I mean nobody, deserved to score here more than Matthew Slater. I know Reiss said this is his 12th season as a Patriot, and I don’t want to call him a liar but there’s no way that’s true. Slater has been here since ’88 at the minimum. Just one of the many constants to this team’s success. The GOAT special teamer who has been doing the dirty work week in week out for 47 consecutive years and shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon.