Some English Chap Went Full John Wick And Fought Off 4 Armed Robbers Trying To Invade His Home While His Wife And Dog Were Inside

Now that was impressive as fuck. If any intruders broke into my house, I’d politely ask them to take whatever they wanted and try not to break anything along the way if it wasn’t too much of a hassle. And if they were armed intruders dressed in all black everything with those scary skimasks on, I would pull Costanza so fast, it would make my wife’s and childrens’ head spin as I pushed them aside on my way out the door.

However, this dude took on three guys at once while scaring away the fourth using nothing but his fists and gumption. His woodchuck-looking pooch clearly had no interest lending a paw since he quickly waddled out of harm’s way and his wife’s superhuman ability to jump like a Mario Brother wouldn’t have helped in close combat if she was downstairs during the scrum.

The most impressive part of all this is that this guy isn’t some cold-blooded killer like John Wick just waiting for a reason to bash some brains in. He is just a common man or as they say across the pond, a common bloke that just so happens to sling real estate when he isn’t fighting off hordes of thieves.

BBC- An estate agent fought off a gang of masked men who broke into his home, forcing the gang to flee. Asif Ali, 35, was working in his kitchen in Rochdale at about 21:15 BST on Tuesday when he saw a man dressed in black in his living room.
Mr Ali said: “I wasn’t scared, I was just angry. I guess the adrenaline kicked in.” Mr Ali said he acted on instinct when he saw the first man in his house. “I started punching him and I think I might have broken his nose,” he said.

Actually maybe I’m giving John Wick a little too much credit since the wife and the dog in this video were unharmed.

Okay, that was fucked up. My bad, John. Anyway, shout out Asif for being roughly one million times the man, husband, and dog owner I would be if presented with the same situation. Your wife is a very lucky woman.