Lindsay Lohan Dropped A Music Video For Her New Single 'Xanax' And It Is...Something

Source - Lindsay Lohan stunned her fans on Monday night with the surprise reveal of her music video for her new oft-teased single “Xanax.” Or at least, she dropped a music video.

Perhaps to coincide with her appearance as a judge on Australia’s version of “The Masked Singer,”the music video drop certainly came as a surprise to her stateside fans. 

The song is not yet available on streaming services, and Lindsay released the video through her Instagram page, and most of it is formatted for that platform and not a more traditional television or YouTube layout.

The video? Drum roll please!

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You know, I wanted to make fun of Lindsay here, but I’m having a tough time coming up with an angle. Yeah the video sucked, yeah the lyrics were bizarre, but the actual beat was kind of good. If that little goth Bill Eilish sang over it it’d be a hit. The problem is it’s Lindsay Lohan singing about social-fucking-anxiety and being sick of going to parties in LA.

As for the video itself, here’s how she described it in her Instagram caption.

Not sure how repeating footage of herself walking around in foreign countries accomplishes that, but that’s the vibe she was going for. Also, I’m pretty sure she included footage of the day she accused a mother of kidnapping her own daughter. Regardless, I guess I respect the hustle. Long live Lilo.

 PS: This video doesn’t hold a candle to Rumors.