CONFIRMED: All Those Aliens At Area 51 Are Fucked
If there are aliens at Area 51 (which there most certainly are), then there’s a chance that they’ve travelled the galaxy far and wide. They’ve seen things that we could never even imagine in a million years. Worlds and dimensions and universes that are so beyond our understanding and comprehension.
But I bet they never had a dork who is all horny for science Naruto run at them before. Now I don’t know exactly what the Naruto run is or where it came from. But what I do know is that we all had those kids in high school who would run around the halls like that. And those were the kids who you really never wanted to mess with because you never knew just when and where they were inevitably going to snap. All you knew is that you didn’t want to be around for when it happened. So if I was an alien, I wouldn’t give a shit about being held captive by the US Government because I know that I’d have a backup plan for whatever type of weaponry they try to throw your way. Chances are that even our best and newest and most innovative technology is still thousands of years behind there’s. But a dork going full Naruto run toward you without giving one single damn in the world? You can’t plan for that. You don’t have any sort of defense against that. You’re as fucked as fuck can get. You see some freak running like that toward you and all of a sudden you don’t know who the alien is anymore.