A Couple Of Thieves Tried To Rob Two Australians (One Wielding A Sledgehammer, The Other In His Underwear) And Things Didn't Go Well For Them!

There are only a few things I would want to do less than try to rob a couple of Australians armed with a sledgehammer. Engage in an online feud with Dave Portnoy is one. Have sex with a hornets nest is another. Play quarterback behind the 2017 New York Giants offensive line is a third. But other than that, I cannot think of many ideas worse than what the fellas in that video did.

The most important part of being a good thief is knowing your mark and planning out your heist from soup-to-nuts and having a Plan B, C, all the way to Z for when shit goes off the rails. Which is why these crooks stink out loud. Fucking with an Australian at any given moment is a Spit Into The Wind bad idea regardless of if its arguing at a pub, brawling in the streets, or playing a game of knifey spoony.

However, willfully invading an Aussie’s home filled with Australians and potential weapons is next level stupid. Hell, these mamalukes caught one of the lads with his pants down and he ended up being the most dangerous person in the video. Anybody hopped up on adrenaline can turn into HHH and start swinging a sledgehammer at the people trying to rob them. But it takes a special brand of lunatic to destroy their own car Street Fighter II style while wearing underpants just because one of the scumbag thieves was inside.

I’m not sure of the exact Power Rankings of Nationalities I Don’t Want To Fuck With. But since Australians are famously tough people that live on an island filled with a zillion deadly poisonous creatures and surrounded by sharks, I am putting them Top 1 on my list until further notice. And Australians fighting in their underwear are Top 1 Australians I don’t want to fuck with, which means they are the baddest people in the planet in my mind.

P.S. I’ve watched this video many times and have laughed out loud at the bloke saying “Baaaang” as he planted a sledgehammer into another human’s back at the 4 second mark every single time as does the casual play-by-play of the guy saying he almost got run over by the getaway car.