Introducing The Greatest Jeopardy Wager Of All Time. Go Birds
I’m not a huge Jeopardy guy. I watched for about 13 minutes one time while Jeopardy James was on his run but other than that, the only Jeopardy I’ve watched is from the old SNL skits with Will Ferrell as Trebek.
With that being said, I feel supremely confident that Jeopardy Adam is the biggest legend the show has ever seen. I don’t care if you’re a nerd and can memorize a bunch of trivia questions. That’s not what being on television is about. So what if you know which king was defeated at the Battle of Lewes in 1264 and captured by Simon de Montfort? Any dork with a library card and no friends can answer that question in the form of a question. But it takes a real legend to get up there at the podium and put one of the greatest dynasties in NFL history squarely in your back pocket. And that’s exactly what Jeopardy Adam was able to accomplish here. He’s not there to win the game. He’s there to win in life.
Here’s some trivia for all you boys and girls back home–This backup quarterback took over for his team’s starter in week 13 and then proceeded to win a Super Bowl MVP while also having the largest dick in NFL history. Who is Big Dick Nick?
This man is in charge of calling plays for the Eagles while also lugging around a couple of grapefruit sized testicles. Who is Dougie P?
This team won Super Bowl LII by defeating an evil empire by the score of 41-33.
Go friggin’ Birds.
And yes, I realize that New England went on to win the next Super Bowl. But think about Star Wars. The good guys won the first movie. Then the bad guys were able to rebuild and get back on top in The Empire Strikes Back. But in Return of the Jedi, it was the good guys taking down the bad guys yet again to defeat them for good. We’re currently in Return of the Jedi. Ultimately it’s Vader who kills the Emperor (sorry for the spoilers) so I’m a little interested to find out how Brady ultimately ends Belichick, but I guess we’ll get there when we get there. Moral of the story is that Jeopardy Adam is a legend, and the Birds are winning another Super Bowl. Have yourselves a Friday.