Dennis Rodman Says Madonna Offered Him $20 Million To Come Get Her Pregnant So He Left The Casino, Flew Straight To Her Apartment, Banged Her And Flew Back To Vegas

We’re at the point of Dennis Rodman’s life where anything that comes out of his mouth is officially 0% believable, but this one is just too good:

PAGE SIX - Madonna was allegedly willing to pay a lot of money to have a baby.

Dennis Rodman appeared on “The Breakfast Club” and opened up about his 1993 relationship with the “Material Girl” and said she offered him that amount of money to impregnate her.

“She said, ‘Dennis, you know that I’m ovulating,’” Rodman, 58, recalled the “Vogue” singer saying over the phone. “I said, ‘What is that?’ I was trying to f–k with her, you know?”

Rodman, who was in Las Vegas at the time of the call, flew back in a jet that Madonna sent so he could sleep with her. Afterward, he immediately flew back to Vegas to finish his gambling.

“She asked me that if I got her pregnant, she’d pay me $20 million,” he told Charlamagne tha God, DJ Envy and Angela Yee. “That’s if the child was born.”

The whole fun of the internet is to suspend belief for your own entertainment, so….

I mean, come on.  Picture Dennis Rodman at the blackjack table, flipping open his phone as he hits on 16, saying “hello” to Madonna, the Queen of Pop, listening as she says “I’m ovulating baby, come over and put a baby in me for $20 million,” immediately scooping his chips off the table into his leather satchel, speeding to the airport at 95 MPH, catching the next direct flight to her apartment, laying the absolute pipe, then flying straight back to Vegas to catch the next hand.

THAT’S entertainment.

No wonder Kim Jong wants this guy around all the time.

PS,

Rodman has 3 kids and none of them are from Madonna.  (That we know of……)

Looks like he didn’t cash out.  Bright side though, he banged Madonna.

Don’t miss the KFC Storyboard on Rodman…