I Need This Screaming Lunatic Mets Fan With A Giant Bible To Attend Every Game For The Rest Of The Season

Look, if the Mets are going to overcome a 3.5 game deficit to two teams in the Wild Card race with 10 days of the season left, they are going to need all the help they can get. So doing everything possible to get Jesus Christ to perform a miracle from the clouds is the only way to do it. The Baseball Gods are worthless for us because they clearly have hated the Mets for pretty much the franchise’s entire existence and smite them every chance they get just to be dicks.

However, the Wilpons may have been able to score a bunch of brownie points with JC and the rest of his Holy Trinity by keeping Tim Tebow on the payroll despite the fact he has cracked .230 once in 3+ seasons with a grand total of 18 home runs. Granted, a big part Tim has stayed on the team was probably so they could sell a bunch of tickets and jerseys for a Minor Leaguer. But employing God’s favorite player and having some madman waving around a comically oversized bible cannot be a bad thing for a team’s juju, which is pretty much the most important thing this time of year.

So if anyone in the Mets organization is reading this, please get this maniac tickets to every game the rest of the season. And don’t cheap out on the tickets either. I want this guy sitting front row in seats better than Marlins Man has so he can scream LETS GO METS while waving the good book until he gets in every opposing players’ kitchen to the point they look like this poor lady every time they step to the plate.

UPDATE: Got some fresh footage of this guy and not only is he a lunatic but he’s a goddamn showman.