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Yes, Oh God Yes, YES: BangBros Submits A 10 MILLION Dollar Bid To Name Miami Heat's Arena BangBros Center aka The BBC

What a move! What a goddamn move! It’d be the best name in the NBA, no doubt about it. Honestly I can’t think of a better fit than BangBros Center and Miami. It’s perfect. Imagine how easy Jimmy Butler can recruit free agents if he just sells them on this. It’d be absurd. Pat Riley throws down his rings, someone takes them to South Beach and then Lexington Steele shows up.

Just imagine how much people would freak out about this. There’s no doubt that there’s someone out there livid that this is even a possibility. I also need the Heat to put out a statement. I can’t imagine how much the PR department would be laughing as they write it out.

Give me the Knicks vs the Heat on Christmas Day at BBC. Make it happen.