The Worst Human In New York City Was Eating Crab, Throwing The Shells On The Ground, And Singing Out Loud During Rush Hour

It takes a lot to win the throne of Worst Human In New York City considering just how many shitty people live in this god foresaken dump. But subjecting a train of people packed dick-to-ass in a rush hour train that were already praying for death’s cold touch to not only the smell of what I imagine is awful crab but what is definitely awful singing locked up that prestigious title. I know the MTA uses the phrase If You See Something, Say Something for any sort of tomfoolery in the underground dump known as the subway. However, when the See Something is seeing someone throw crab shells on the ground to leave a greasy mess that will definitely get the attention of any rats passing by, the Say Something should become a Do Something. And that Do Something is to hit the E-brake of the train, pry the doors open, and toss this lunatic onto the tracks so she can scurry away from the civilized society to live out her days with the rest of the vermin that enjoy living in squalor.