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Kobe Responded To People Making Fun Of Him For Roasting A 7th Grade Girl By ... Posting A Video Of Him Dancing To 'Ice Ice Baby' As A Kid

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I can’t get enough. I hate Kobe the player. HATED him. I absolutely love Kobe the junior high girls AAU coach. He’s such a fucking lunatic that it’s absolutely hilarious every time he does something. So this all started yesterday when he posted this:

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No focus for hoops when you have a dance recital. Mamba was PISSED. So naturally people saw this, like us, and had a good hearty laugh. I mean it’s absolutely hilarious. Of course some people got pissed because people get pissed at everything these days. But not me. I laughed so hard thinking of this picture. Everyone frowning. The ‘winners’. How pissed Kobe is that someone dared to pick something over hoops.

So what does he do? He posts a video of him dancing to Ice, Ice Baby at a school dance claiming he took 2 weeks off of hoops to do that. BULLSHIT. I call absolute bullshit. No way did Kobe take 2 weeks off of hoops. He may have taken 2 weeks off of his night workout but there’s zero chance he took two weeks off to do just that.

What a fucking lunatic.