Kobe Bryant Will Roast Your Ass Publicly If You Choose A Dance Recital Over His Basketball Team - No Matter If You're Shaq Or A 7th Grade Girl

I haven’t laughed this hard at a basic Instagram picture and caption in a long time. It’s so perfect. It made it almost impossible to figure out a way to blog this because there’s so much going on. Every single girl in that photo looking like they are at the funeral for their dog. Kobe using ‘winners’ sarcastically. But then what really made me laugh was Kobe just roasting this 7th grade girl for going to a dance recital. He’s legit pissed and that’s what makes it beautiful. It’s not hyperbole. He’s not overreacting. He’s just being Kobe. It doesn’t matter if you’re Shaq, Dwight Howard of a 7th grade girl, he will roast your ass on social media if you dog his team.

We are just a couple of days removed from him celebrating a 100-point improvement and a damn near 100-point win. Oh, how times have change for these young Mambas

You know what this team needs? A defensive stopper. One who doesn’t stop at the whistle. One who isn’t scared to play defense. One who will do whatever it takes to get the win. That player?