An Unexpected And Shocking Twist In The Kid Ripping Heaters At A Soccer Match Video: Reports Say He's Actually ..... 36!!!

It’s probably the most viral story today. This kid ripping heaters at a Turkish soccer match. Of course we had you covered here at Barstool, because we never lose to the Internet:

But now we have a M. Night Shyamalan twist here. Reports are surfacing and you simply won’t believe it. This little fucker is 36! 36! If he’s 36, I’m 6’2″ with a full set of hair. If he’s 36, the Knicks have a chance to win the NBA Finals. If he’s 36, Tennessee has a chance to beat Georgia State. You get my point.

I don’t know what’s the crazier story now. If this kid is smoking cigs or if he’s actually 36. I’m not buying it. That’s a child and it’s Turkey. They just rip heaters there watching soccer. No doubt about it.