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Kobe Bryant Shows Absolutely No Mercy: Coached An AAU Team To A 115-27 Victory, Posts Celebration On Instagram #MambaMentality

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I mean, I hate Kobe, I love this. Show no mercy. I hate all this fake sportsmanship talk. It’s a fake thing. I’m not saying go out there and fight someone, but the thought process that you need to back off scoring or ease up is horseshit. If you’re playing competitive sports, you do that. Compete.

Oh you think a team should take it easy because your kids team sucks? Absolutely not. Learn how to defend for me one time. Giving up 115 points you deserve to be mocked with an Instagram post.

I need to know what Kobe did to lead this team from 22 points to 115 in just two years. Might need to get him in the lab with the Knicks after seeing that. I mean that can’t be a fluke, right? That’s absolutely no joke, scoring 115 points at any non-NBA level is pretty damn impressive.

PS: How pissed is Kobe that his team gave up 5 more points than 2 years ago? No doubt he has them running in practice because of that.