Kanye Said Mass Today Right Outside Soldier Field

Would have been real nice if Kanye wanted to spread the Gospel here Thursday night instead of Sunday morning. God literally knows the Bears could have used the fucking help. Follow up question is why is Kanye doing mass at Northerly Island on a Sunday morning? That’s the venue next to Soldier(s) that you do a lot of shrooms at for Dave Matthews. I think Beck did a big show there a few weeks back. That’s Beck B-E-C-K from the 90’s. Kanye Sunday morning is a WILD move for Northerly Island. Like maybe even more ridiculous than Matt Nagy’s play calling and Mitchell Trubisky’s execution Thursday. Like if you told me a week ago which would be more likely to happen gun to my head I have to say Kanye baptizing the masses is significantly more likely than the Bears hanging 3 at home in the biggest season of their goddamn lives but that’s just me. Resident wild card and full time common sense guy.