Bob Green May Be The Only Coach On The Planet That Can Get Through To Antonio Brown Right Now

Clickbait 101 is jamming a trending topic into the headline of a blog that has little-to-nothing to do with what the blog is actually about. I don’t want to call myself brilliant but it wouldn’t not be accurate given the circumstances.

As for the video: I didn’t know about Bob Green until five minutes ago. I didn’t know Montana Tech was a school. I still don’t fully believe that Montana has any tech to speak of. But I couldn’t be more all in on Bob Green and, more specifically, Bob Green’s brain. Guy is physically incapable of finishing a sentence without dropping a simile or metaphor. Coaching with a broken arm talking about your mother-in-law potentially dying in a car accident to sum up the game that just took place is an era of coaching I thought we had lost to yesteryear. This is what I imagine it would sound like if Rodney Dangerfield was born in Youngstown, Ohio. Might be an early frontrunner for Football Guy of the Year after not only suggesting he wanted to raise his kids on a depth chart but by saying his wife swiftly vetoed that idea. A real football coach knows he’s got final say everywhere in the world except at the dinner table. There’s a good reason Bama has never scheduled Montana Tech, mostly because I don’t think it’s a division one program, but also mostly because Nick Saban has been ducking and dodging Bob Green’s Montana Tech Orediggers like the coward that he is.