DJ Flume Breaks Silence, Makes His First Public Statement Since Eating His Girlfriend's Ass On Stage At Burning Man

NY POST – He’s back with a metaphorical booty.

After days of silence, DJ Flume has publicly commented on the viral video of him performing an X-rated sex act live on stage at Burning Man 2019.

“It was a joke (sorry mum),” the Australian entertainer captioned the selfie he posted to Instagram and Twitter late Wednesday night. In it, he’s smiling and eating a peach — aka the universal emoji symbol for a butt.

You saw the news Tuesday: DJ Flume ROCKED the music world by (earmuffs to our elementary school readers and Team Portnoy) eating his girlfriend’s ass in the middle of his Burning Man set.

To be totally fair, he was directly challenged by the fan with the “Flume doesn’t even eat ass” sign.  Feel like a lot of media outlets are leaving that out of their articles.  Acting like he just ate ass out of nowhere.  He was provoked.  What was he supposed to do?   NOT eat ass?  You wouldn’t want dis-information about yourself floating around either.  If you have a chance to put the rumors to bed you set the record straight the first chance you get.

And let’s not forget this wasn’t some random chick from the crowd.  It was his girlfriend!  What are you apologizing to your mum for…showing the world that love and romance and intimacy is alive and well?

He’s got the support of the music world, including a superstar recording artist who knows a thing or two about spicing up the bedroom.

From now on we listen to Flume and only Flume when we eat peaches.

(Definite non-ass eater Hubbs said when he broke the news that Flume “just remixes some songs.”  Umm yeah, and Michelangelo just “painted some chapel.”)