Kanye West Apparently Bought A CITY (???) In Wyoming

2019 has been a year full of madlib ass headlines, so I shouldn’t be surprised when something like this happens anymore. But here I am, surprised at a headline that has come across my desk. Who knew Wyoming had cities??? This feels like it should be much bigger news and not some midnight dump. Congrats to Wyoming on having at least one city officially on the books.

In all seriousness though – what a location for the cult! I can’t imagine a more perfect locale for the reckoning. Quiet, open fields without a lot of trees blocking the ascension. No form of local governments to try and muddy up the waters. Maybe two, three cops at most within a hundred mile radius. Plenty of livestock and land to become self-sufficient. I look forward to Kanye opening up this utopia for good and watching this all play out from the sidelines. Then I can’t wait to watch Quentin Tarantino’s interpretive film about this experiment in 20 years or so.