Did Christian Yelich Think About The Young Kids That Idolize Him Before He Did a Naked, Distasteful Photoshoot?

So yesterday it was announced that Christian Yelich is going to be in the ESPN Body Issue edition coming up.

Everyone’s first thought racing though their minds was obviously what about the children? How can kids at home who want to be Christian Yelich, stay as fans after he posed nude in a magazine to show off his physique? Disgusting. Distasteful. Inappropriate. This is basically posing for Playboy. How could we allow this as society? Roxanne voiced all of our opinions in one simple tweet.

Quick check on Roxanne’s twitter profile and yup, exactly spot on.

Yelich was quick to respond.

Just chill out Roxanne. If you’re that worried about your kids seeing Yelich’s butt then why don’t you go check their recent search history on their iPads. I think you’ll quickly find that hentai porn and Kim Kardashian’s sextape are a little more alarming than a few non-dick pic nudes.

This is just an athlete’s version of a thirst trap. Normal people post a picture on their Insta story when their hair is looking good and women will do it with a post-workout selfie or bikini pic. Yelich goes out and does a three hour nude photoshoot so his DMs can get flooded with girls begging to have their asses eaten out. It’s standard procedure folks. Yelich is just playing the game.