Kayla And Bryce Harper Name Baby Son "Krew Aron" And Not "Jawnathon" For Some Reason

First of all, welcome to the world Krew Aron Harper. Glad you’re here & that your whole squad is happy & healthy.

That being said, I feel a bit disrespected. Over and over, day after day, I’d be hard at work, slamming a bunch of drinks at the bars & then sliding into the Harper’s DMs with lists of Philadelphia-centric names to help their child fit in…

Jawnathan Harper

L0
VE Harper

Benjimyn Franklynn Harper

Lyberti Belll Harper

Indiependynce Harper

Dumpstyr Pewl Harper

T.P. (Trust Process) Harper

Youse Guys Harper

Yueng Ling Harper

Centaur Sid E. Sipz Harper

Boyz II Men Harper

Kruk Dykstra Harper

I’ve got a whole rolodex of others, too. These were hyper-local & adopted to millennial spelling vibes that would have knocked “Krew” out of the park like a walk-off grand slam. That being said, I know a lady who will probably add them to her next list, so it wasn’t a total waste.

Side note, Krew shares his middle name, Aron, with his dad. Thankfully that’s one we’re already familiar with thanks to Key & Peele/.

Congrats again to Kayla & Bryce. I’ll let the name thing slide this time but hit me up if there’s ever a round 2 you need ideas for.