The Dwarf From The Bagel Video Will Now Be Know As "Angry Bagel Guy" AND THAT IS IT!!!
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Chris Morgan hasn’t even entered the ring yet for his celebrity boxing match against Lenny Dykstra and he’s already taking a big L … over his viral nickname. The angry little guy from the bagel shop has dropped his Bagel Boss moniker for next month’s bout at the Showboat Hotel in Atlantic City after the Bagel Boss chain of cafes flexed on him, legally speaking. The stores, in NYC and all over Long Island, fired off a cease and desist letter to Chris.
“Napoleon Complex” is a theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people of short stature. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying about earnings, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject’s physical or social shortcomings. In fact, Napoleon Bonaparte was tall for his time at 5 feet 7 inches (1.67 m). In psychology, the Napoleon complex is regarded as a derogatory social stereotype.[1]
Someone remind him that low man wins. There’s a bunch of other stuff we’re good at too. Stuff that is slipping my mind at this moment but I swear they’re out there.
But don’t parade around acting like you can kick people’s teeth down their throats. You don’t have heavy hands or a good reach. What you should do is just embrace it like the rest of us and people will most likely like you.
I really hope Nails doesn’t hold back on this guy. I want BLOOD. I feel like Butters Stotch when he’s rooting for Wendy to beat the shit out of Cartman on the playground
Fuck him up Nails!!!
I’ve never wanted someone to get their ass beat more in my life. This guy needs to be humbled more than anyone has ever needed to be humbled.